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hallelujah-youngandloaded:

actualucifer:

actualucifer:

my neighbours kept coming up to me and going “we need a special greeting!” so i entered it as “hail Satan” and now they say “hail Satan” every time they see me

guys can we just
this is animal crossing
i put that in the tags but nobody is reblogging with tags and i’m worried that everyone actually thinks i live on a street where people yell HAIL SATAN at each other

well you certainly live up to your url

komaedazzle:

i found this on my computer. WHEN IN THE LIVING FUCK DID I MAKE THIS?!

gaksdesigns:

Marceline and Princess Bubblegum by Artgerm

There are two reasons why people don’t talk about things; either it doesn’t mean anything to them, or it means everything
Luna Adriana  (via bl-ossomed)

senyahearts:

Joke of the day: How many hearts are being broken right now? 

Answer: A Brazillion 

tastefullyoffensive:

Sign at a barber shop in Hoxton, London. [via]

tastefullyoffensive:

Sign at a barber shop in Hoxton, London. [via]

I opened my eyes
And looked up at the rain,
And it dripped in my head
And flowed into my brain,
And all that I hear as I lie in my bed
Is the slishity-slosh of the rain in my head.

I step very softly,
I walk very slow,
I can’t do a handstand—
I might overflow,
So pardon the wild crazy thing I just said—
I’m just not the same since there’s rain in my head.

Shel Silverstein, Where the Sidewalk Ends (via quotes-shape-us)
The problem with depression is

lifeaccordingtohan:

-You know you’ll be ok, but you still feel awful.
-You know people love you, but it doesn’t feel like they do.
-You know doing something will make you feel better, but you just don’t know how to.
-You want to be well, but you just can’t seem to get there.

thrashturbate:

10/10 would bang.

But also:

10/10 would care for you
10/10 would tuck you in
10/10 would cuddle
10/10 would make sure you get to sleep okay
10/10 would make you breakfast in the morning

merveiyeux:

@midnight || #TVShowSequels

conspicuouslad:

I read every one of these to my wife until she screamed at me to shut up.

Don’t you find it odd," she continued, "that when you’re a kid, everyone, all the world, encourages you to follow your dreams. But when you’re older, somehow they act offended if you even try.
Ethan Hawke, The Hottest State (via quotes-shape-us)

squishyslut:

found this on fb thought you guys’d like it. original link